damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
taking selfies with my friends like
aren’t those the guys from scrubs?